• The last thing Silicon Valley needs is a Hollywood-like “Silicon Valley” sign, and yet... [Chron] [SFmag].
  • You can buy Steve Jobs’ old business cards, if you're inclined to pay thousands for them. [SFGate]
  • Muni is slated to get $48 million more as Ed Lee unveils his transportation funding plan. [KTVU] [Chronicle]
  • A 49er stands accused of smashing his ex-fiancee’s cell phone. [KRON 4] [CBS SF]
  • When a UCSF student reported a sexual assault, a school dean sought access to her therapy records. [HuffPo]
  • Here's footage a man took of his own car, a Honda Civic, getting stolen in Bernal Heights. [Bernalwood]
  • That ballot measure to block Mission development has been drafted. [Business Times] [Ex]
  • Apple brings in a new contractor for its spaceship-looking campus after construction delays pile up. [Business Times]
  • Area pigeons are dropping like flies. [CBS SF]
  • Warriors Arena opposition: we now learn that UCSF was outright outbid by the Warriors on the Mission Bay property in question, and some are starting to grumble that this is a grudge or a land grab. [SFGate]
  • The SF Giants add affordable housing and shorten height in their waterfront development proposal. [Chron]
  • The coast guard is investigating this, but did a car land on the rocks off Yerba Buena island? [CBS SF]
  • Supervisor Tang proposes zoning rules making it basically impossible for medical marijuana dispensaries to open in the Sunset. [Ex]
  • Masseuses (the real kind!) are irritated over rules intended to make it harder for massage parlors to open in SF. [Chron]
  • Could an(other) arcade bar be headed to SF, this time to the vacant Harding Theater? [Hoodline]
  • Mark Twain had a lot of opinions on SF, and now we know them thanks to a recently-uncovered trove of letters. [Chron]