For some reason, these people wanted a roommate by March 15th, and they couldn't find one! I can't figure it out! There's another open house tonight, you guys. Get on this.

This spacious cozy comically tiny phobia-inducing little wonder comes to us from (where else?) Craigslist, and it's a share in what's actually a two-bedroom in the Fillmore, with two other people. The ad, in fact, states clearly that it is in fact "a cozy two-bedroom converted to a 3 bedroom apartment" and that was possible by way of "a semi-large walk-in closet," and they admit "(it is a small space!)". These two roommates (one twentysomething female and one "early thirties male") aren't trying to sugarcoat things — the headline, in modest lowercase, says simply, "fillmore room."

These roommates obviously can barely afford the rent as it stands — something many of us can relate to — so they've resorted to renting out this questionable space, which was previously home to "a graffiti artist who squeezed in a twin bed, small dresser, [and] life supplies" into that closet. Yes, also, there are some precarious shelves hovering over the bed too. Those of you coming from New York will be familiar with bedrooms like this.

Also, they're chill, good-time kids ("420 friendly is a must") but they are not without their demands, and limits. They draw the line at bringing your drunk ass and your friends home ("keep your craziness at the bar"), bringing boyfriends home all the time (seriously, where would you put him?), and, obviously, you can't have a pet. And, "don't expect raging parties."

They may not know that they're not permitted to show bias toward a female over a male in the ad, but they state clearly that they want a female roommate. Unlike the example from earlier this week, the room indeed has a window. And hey! There is a bright side! Proximity to many restaurants and bars, and... wait for it... it's only $625 a month!

I feel bad for these guys if only because they're going to have a revolving door in that closet, so to speak, because no one will put up with that tight squeeze forever. And can you ever bring a date home without shame? I suppose, if you are 23. Who has any shame at 23? It does call to mind the following video. Happy Friday.