• All this evening, in honor of St. Patrick's Day, AAA is offering free "tipsy tows" to anyone who's too drunk to drive. Just call 800-222-4357 and they'll pick up you and your car. [KRON 4]
  • There was this crazy high-speed chase today all the way down 680 to San Jose and up 280, causing various traffic problems, until the guy finally rolled his car over and surrendered. [ABC 7]
  • It's been a bit of a grisly 36 hours up in Napa after two decomposing bodies were discovered in an apartment complex there, and there was a bizarre murder-suicide at a winery in Yountville over a business dispute. [ABC 7]
  • A move to lower the voting age in SF to 16 is gathering steam. [SF Weekly]
  • No surprise here: The Bay Area is, according to a survey, the second-least religiously affiliated metro area in the U.S., behind Portland, and we're tied with Seattle. [CBS 5]
  • A man with a 72-page criminal record was arrested in Sebastopol after threatening to “chop up” cop’s family. [Chron]
  • Microsoft is finally killing off Internet Explorer, everyone. [TheVerge]
  • Pinterest, which has never been profitable, now has $1 billion in funding. [Business Times]