This is pretty funny. A tipster sent us this video from last weekend in which a hapless guy in what might be a rental car got himself stuck, diagonally, in a parking spot his car didn't really fit in. The video starts with some people who had been bar-hopping on Polk Street noticing the car wedged awkwardly and in contact with bumpers on both sides. Then, while the video-maker is documenting the scene and everybody's laughing, the driver of the car arrives and sheepishly gets into the car to try to extract it. Aggressive, merciless mockery ensues, as well as a lot of "What an asshole..." sentiments.
This looks to have happened in the vicinity of Polk and California on February 28, just in case your car was one of those dinged.