In one of those inevitabilities of internet comedy, Funny or Die has just satirized the various Uber scandals and controversies of the last year, including but not limited to surge pricing during regional or national crises, making threats to unfriendly journalists, and the lack of thorough background checks for drivers. (The only thing missing is a hammer-wielding driver.) Of course we've already had the Uber Seize and Uber Ex parodies in recent weeks, but what's one more? And this one comes complete with bloodied Lyft 'staches.

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