• No, he's not robbing banks ironically, but this thief "likes to dress like a hipster" and has struck seven times. [KRON 4]
  • About burying those utility wires... it isn't gonna happen. [ABC 7]
  • The Van Ness McDonald's will close. It was there for 36 years. [Hoodline]
  • The deal with Dogpatch: Is it growing faster than it's infrastructure can handle? [SF Business Times]
  • SoMa's South Park will be getting a facelift. [Chron]
  • Disney to George Lucas: No thanks, we really don't want your scripts for more Star Wars. [Fox News]
  • Valhalla books in the Mission is headed to Valhalla. [Chron]
  • In a hot new Buzzfeed quiz, "Which SF burrito should you get," all answers point you to Chipotle. This is called "trolling." [Buzzfeed SF]