• Christian Bale won’t be Steve Jobs after all. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Willie Brown wants Ed Lee to shit or get off the pot. [SF Chronicle]
  • Sidecar gets the carpooling OK. [SF Business Times]
  • Creepy SF startup helps stores stalk you. [Racked SF]
  • Larry Baer says the Olympics “would be a very powerful thing for the community.” [SF Chronicle]
  • Whew! The employees of Mission District bar The Uptown are buying the business. It's so nice to have good news to remark on for a change! [Capp Street Crap]
  • This Russian company taking down their iPhone statue due to Tim Cook’s “public call to sodomy.” You guys, if it had really been that, traffic on this post would have been waaaay better. [ABC7]
  • Does SF's new Airbnb legislation take out the company's competition? This lawsuit says it does. [Wall Street Journal]
  • There's a bunch of weird, twee stuff at the Market Street Prototyping festival. [Citylab]
  • The Apple watch won’t come out till this spring, so you'll have to figure out some other way to know who the conspicuously-consumptive douchebags are until then. [SF Business Times]