Friday Morning Constitutional: Sneaking Weapons Into AT&T Park: SFist

When's the last time you visited the state capitol, fourth grade? [SF Gate]
A 25-year-old SF man has pled guilty after, while allegedly boozed and coked up, he slammed his Jag into an oncoming car, paralyzing a 5-year-old. [Santa Rosa Press-Democrat]
[7x7] ranks Bay Area bridges.
Good luck finding a single-family house to buy in SF! [SF Gate]
"Help Me Get Rid Of Burning Man Girl" reads Craigslist post the [Huffington Post] admits might not even be real (you think??)
Did you see BART police arresting this guy on August 17? [IndyBay]
This 81-year-old guy is raising money for a local war memorial by swimming from Alcatraz to SF. In other news, you and I are just sitting here. [ABC7]
[Mission Local] estimates that 1000 mourners came out to bid slain student Rashawn Williams farewell.
[Streetsblog SF] is pretty disgusted by the Presidio Parkway.
An [SF Weekly] staffer sneaks his Boy Scout knife past AT&T Park security.

Friday Morning Constitutional: Sneaking Weapons Into AT&T Park