Afternoon Palate Cleanser: The Things That Will Kill You, After Edward Gorey

Remember Edward Gorey, the illustrator and goth-kid hero behind macabre children's books like The Gashlycrumb Tinies — in which an entire alphabet of children's names is paired with untimely demises. Well, here's a video from College Humor which, using that as an obvious inspiration, goes through the alphabet of things that are bad for us, from alcohol to gluten to yerba mate. You can't live forever! [College Humor via Laughing Squid]