Welcome to the Time Out Corner, the place for commenters who need to take a pause, reflect, and maybe get off the Internet. Here's how it works. Nominees are accepted 24/7 at [email protected], please put "Time Out Corner" in the subject line.

It's completely understandable that many of you had passionate thoughts regarding the woman who flipped off and obstructed the eBay shuttle that nearly hit her. But for some of you, that passion grew into something more toxic, and darker. We can feel some of your stress and pain through the screen! You need a break...and we're going to give it to you.

Spysea007, are you seriously threatening to strike this little old lady with your "fancy bike"? We know you're better than that. Sentence: One week. Use the time to ride your fancy bike, spysea007!

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I think Nick Jones was having a really hard day yesterday, because more than one of his comments demonstrate a disconcertingly shrill angst. Nick, we're worried! We know you don't actually want to knock anyone's "fucking teeth down (their) transplant throat," and that you just need to go eat some carbs and maybe watch some Seinfeld reruns or something. Sentence: one month.

We'll miss you guys! But hope that you can take the time to take a deep breath or ten and find a more productive way to burn off some of your rage. See you soon!