- How to become a deputy marriage commissioner. [SF Gate]
- Errant local youths take over million dollar Bernal Heights home. [Bernalwood]
- Not everyone likes San Francisco's new skatepark. [Mission Mission]
- The guy who allegedly impersonated a TSA agent so he could pull aside women to pat them down is married into "Hong Kong royalty." [SF Chronicle] [ABC7]
- Speaking of impersonators, that guy who allegedly pretended to be a cop then sexually assaulted women was involved in a weird argument with his landlord. [KTVU]
- BART is basically never going to reopen their underground bathrooms. [SF Weekly]
- Muni wire falls near Mission and Third, injuring one. [Bay City News/SF Examiner]
- San Francisco man dies in the Tetons. [CBS5]
- Golden Gate Bridge Authority workers might vote to authorize strike. [KCBS]
- A crowdfunded luxury car fleet is coming to SF. [SF Weekly]
- You'll be shocked to hear that Courtney Love did a lot of drugs when she lived in SF. [Live 105]
- Apple security officers picket the company's Union Square store. [SF Examiner]
- 38-year-old man collapses and dies while riding electric skateboard down Eighth Street. [KTVU] [SF Chronicle]
