Check out this pretty hilarious neighbor war that played out recently in an unidentified San Francisco elevator. A Redditor posted the pair letters below, taped to the wall of said elevator, proving that all around us there are dramas playing out just like that Silicon Valley show involving brogrammers, butt-hurt feelings, and hundreds of millions of dollars.

In the case of these notes, we have Neighbor A, who's been quietly trying to get work done during the day on his or her own (let's go with his) startup project and seems to have no patience for listening to others blabbering about their own startups and seed funding. Just to be extra glib, he throws in a "That would be super ace" at the bottom.

Neighbor B must have laughed and laughed when seeing the note since he/she responded in kind about raising a "small seed round," throwing in a humble-brag about it. No apologies for being an asshole, loud-mouthed neighbor. Just sarcasm and bald-faced pride.

Observe, and just be thankful you don't live/work there.

[Reddit via Bold Italic]