Finally here to distill everyone's uneasiness with Google Glass into five perfect minutes of television is The Daily Show's Jason Jones. For the segment, which was shot back in May in San Francisco, Jones assembled six Glass Explorers and "hate crime" victims to talk about being discriminated against simply for wearing a $1,500 face computer. We've met some of these folks before, and no one comes out looking good.

"These Philip K. Dicks," Jones narrates, "are on a mission to bring us all into the future."