Someone whose evil knows no bounds — think Satan or the creator of Diet Pepsi, only worse — played a horrific joke on the poor, probably stoned kids at UC Berkeley. See, this banner appeared on an abandoned storefront on Telegraph Avenue today, announcing a new In-N-Out. People cheered, church bells rang, the Evil Queen was struck dead by the sword, the glass slipper fit. But, sigh, it was all a hoax. A senior prank.
Just look at Eliza here. She's so happy, so at peace. Little does she know...
i don't remember the last time i was this happy on a Monday morning #InNOutTelegraph— Eliza Soup (@elizasuppal) April 28, 2014
And what about little Jameson? Will he ever rediscover hope again? Is his once rock-solid faith in a higher power all but torn to shreds? (Answers: no, yes.)
#InandOutTelegraph is going to make staying in Berkeley this summer that much better— Jameson Davis (@jamesondavis) April 28, 2014
And poor Nadin. She has learned early what many of us learn much later in life — namely, life cannot be that great.
#InandOutTelegraph impossible. Life cannot be that great— Nadin (@NadinZee) April 28, 2014
Today we are all Berkeley. #BerkeleyStrong