Tim Lincecum's hair evolution has been nothing short of a miracle, a revelation. When he cut his signature raven locks in 2013, people cheered. Here, at last, was the Timothy for whom we've been waiting. But look who else snuck into the party — his little 'stache.

So, yeah. You know. OK, look, it's young, still growing, and has a lot of maturing to do. I think that, if all goes well, we'll have a thick, brambly hair featureon 2015 Topps cards. Grant Brisbee of McCovey Chronicles, however, isn't too keen on Lincecum's new look. It's not the scariest thing in the world, Brisbee notes, "No, Bruce Bochy's eyebrow photoshopped on Tim Lincecum's upper lip is the scariest thing in the world." Behold.