Look, sometimes Saturdays are hard. And you know what? Spending them in the neon jungle of the Meatpacking District only makes things harder. To show that we feel your pain, we made this interactive adventure depicting what might happen—or might not, we don't know you—on a given weekend and what to do about it. Here, check it out and see where you go.

If you could use some sweet schadenfreude in your life, tune into ABC tonight at 9:30/8:30c for Mixology, a new comedy about 10 poor souls navigating Manhattan's most perplexing dating scene.