Everything But The News is a news parody show, similar to The Daily Show, but with more PBS-focused jokes. In it, freelance reporter/out and proud Canadian Steve Goldbloom ventures throughout the Bay Area to get the word on the latest and greatest in tech. He's funny. The show, thus far, is funny. And they just did this report on San Francisco ridesharing.

Behold:

Delightful. Look for it each Wednesday.

(And on a personal note to Uber CEO Travis Kalanick: Don't wear flip flops to the office/ever. It's the passive-aggressive form of wearing a hoodie. I say that not out of ire toward you, but out of caring too much. Should the mood strike, the Sak's for Men Store has a wonderful selection of nifty shoes for men. Men just like you. You're welcome.)