- When asked to comment on the recent Google bus protests in the Mission, a flack for the search giant simply responded, "ugh..." [Mission Local]
- There is a dolphin at Six Flags in Vallejo that is speaking to its baby in the womb. [Chron]
- Man slashed in the face during argument in Mission Terrace. [BCN/Appeal]
- The venerable Haight Street Market is getting its own wine label. (Pro-tip: the staff also makes some hefty moonshine too.) [Uppercasing]
- California bans bare-handed food contact in restaurants. [InsideScoop]
- Speaking of food handling: a Foster Farms chicken processing plant in the Central Valley was shut down over a cockroach scare. [CBS5]
- The notoriously passive aggressive citizen parking police in Bernal Heights have stepped up their game, are now faking DPT tickets. [Bernalwood]
- 24th Street BART dance parties: then vs. now. [MissionMission]