You guys, 2013 is almost over. How was it? Did it have a nice finish? Was it full-bodied? Crisp? As for me, not that you asked, 2013 ruled. The best year ever, if I can be frank. And as Frank, my dear, I'd like to tell you where to go tomorrow night. Let's see...

American Tripps
Allan Hough of Mission Mission brings his acclaimed ping-pong frivolity to SoMa's Folsom Street Foundry. When asked to tell SFist more, Mr. Hough revealed all: "Well, I have some pals that are in a band together and they wanted to do something really crazy for New Year's Eve, so we brainstormed, and they came up with the idea of playing nothing but Talking Heads songs! So they've been practicing constantly for the last couple months, getting great at all the best Talking Heads songs, and they've added a couple new members, including Natalie Galatzer of Bike Basket Pies on backing and lead vocals!" Also except Berlin-style ping pong all night long, some skeeball action, Nick Pal (of Mission Mission) and BFF.fm spinning power pop, DJ JustStella, DJ Elisa Rocket, and more.
1425 Folsom; 415-795-3644

Beatpig
Juanita More and Walter Gomez will host a sweaty fete at the Powerhouse. Loads of love and loads of other stuff await you at this Folsom Street party. Come for the DJing, stay for the back room antics.
1347 Folsom; 415-552-8689

Business New Year's Eve Stand-Up Spectacular
Something familiar? Something peculiar? Something for everyone? Comedy tonight tomorrow night! Local comedians Caitlin Gill, Nato Green, Sean Keane, Anna Seregina, Bucky Sinister, and Chris Thayer will all try to make you piss your pants with glee tomorrow night. Lucky you.
The Dark Room (2263 Mission); 415-401-7987

Big Queer New Year's Eve
Look at that, everything interesting seems to be happening on Folsom this year. Typical. And with that, we give you our final Folsom Street offering, a Big Queer New Year's Eve. Allow Marke B. to spill the details. Ahem: "The gorgeous House of Babes presents this pink hip-hop blowout, hosted by Kelly Lovemonster and Krylon Superstar, with tunes by DJs Pink Lightning, Rapidfire, Boyfriend, Jenna Riot, davO, and more. Get on it!"
1192 Folsom

Bars
Any place pouring booze will be open for business. You know this.

Restaurants
They'll be serving food, champagne ("champagne") toast at midnight. Call your favorite joint for details. Tip well, too.

House parties
I cannot recall, but is San Francisco still a city where one can just walk into any house party? Was San Francisco ever a city where one could do this? Maybe it was just me. Oops. Anyway, spam your friends today for good house party options tomorrow. And don't be the dick who brings the rum. There's always one at every party. Rum is gross, you monster.

80’s New Year’s Eve Dance (SOBER)
Looking for a sober event? Then head to the Castro and dance to '80s hits. From 8pm-9pm you can hit an AA/Al-Anon meeting, then from 9:30pm-1:30am you can dance until 2014 smacks you in the ass.
Harvey Milk Civil Rights Academy (4235 19th Street)

New Year's Eve Fireworks at the Embarcadero
Arrive early. For the best view, according to Fun Cheap SF, "head south of the Ferry Building along the Embarcadero for the best view. Fireworks kick of right at the stroke of midnight." Beware of crowds, people from OUTSIDE THE CITY. (Horrors!)

Stay at home
Though we do not recommend drinking alone at home, calling it an early night could be your safest bet.