A 29-year-old woman became some kind of monster earlier this week when she walked into a Walgreens store at Market and Third Streets, sprayed lighter fluid all over an aisle full of cookies and lit it on fire.

Suspect Tremeka Flemmings did not appear to be intoxicated when she entered the store around 8:40 p.m. on Monday Saturday evening, the Examiner reports. She did, however, appear to be under the influence of a blind anti-cookie rage, perhaps brought on by an unwanted raisin or walnut. Employees say she entered the store and headed straight for the cookies in aisle nine.

When the Walgreens employees responded to the fire, Flemmings reportedly acted like nothing happened. Perhaps she was just looking for some chapstick or a pack of gum or something. She made no demands and didn't try to steal anything. The store's manager says the only merchandise damaged was cookies and, as the Examiner notes, "a shelf of Goldfish crackers immediately to the right of the cookie section emerged from the incident unscathed."

In other news, a new study suggests Oreos are a hell of a drug.

[SFEx]