We make no attempt to hide our unabashed fanboyism for local newsman Stanley Roberts and the fine work he does over at KRON4. But for every hilariously voiced People Behaving Badly segment, there are one or two people who would like to see Stanley himself put through the wringer. For the haters, here is Stanley's latest segment, in which he undergoes a grueling eight-hour training session with recruits from the California Highway Patrol in Sacramento:

Stanely Roberts: real American hero.

Previously: 10 Things That Would Be Nicer If Only We Had Listened To Stanley Roberts
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