10 Things That Would Be Nicer If Only We Had Listened To Stanley Roberts

Noted YouTube/KRON4 newsman Stanley Roberts tirelessly chronicles the endless bad behavior of Bay Area residents. While some (bikers mostly) might be quick to dismiss Roberts as a curmudgeon and a stickler for the rules, we will now take a moment to look at how life in the Bay Area would be that much nicer, if only more people would be on their best behavior:

Sutro Sam wouldn't have left town:

Seagulls would leave us the fuck alone in Fisherman's Wharf:

The Sacramento River Delta would look less like a maritime graveyard:

The Bay Bridge toll plaza wouldn't be such a clusterfuck:

BART trains would be slightly cleaner:

BART escalators would be infinitely less annoying:

No one would be asleep on Haight Street:

Pedestrians would actually be able to walk through the Lower Haight without fear of bicyclists:

Bicyclists could ride down Market Street without fear of car traffic:

And the #1 thing that would be a lot nicer if everyone would just behave? Stanley's mood:

Previously: All Stanley Roberts coverage on SFist