The fine folks at the San Francisco Social will host a bar-based benefit tonight that will a) help at-risk youth and b) help you purge your closet of unwanted attire. Right now, Larkin Street Youth Center has an alarming shortage of men's clothes. Which is both bizarre and sickening since there are so many new people in the city with SO MUCH.

Here's how you can/will help: Bring your (or your boyfriend's) unwanted shoes, shirts, sweaters, pants, and jeans to Lightning Tavern between 5:30-7:30pm. What do you get in return? You get to hang out with other benevolent folks, drink booze, and might end up not going to Hell. All of that for a pair of used jeans in good condition.

As Oprah says, "Donate it if you haven't worn it in a year." Hear that? Oprah said it. So, you know, get on it. Please. Thanks.


Lightning Tavern: 1875 Union (at Laguna), S.F.; 415-704-1875