It may be one of the worst movies ever made, and we had, in fact, never heard of it. It's called Da Hip Hop Witch, and it was an atrocity from 2000 that was meant to be a parody of The Blair Witch Project. Really, it's kind of a parody of itself, and all of hip-hop, and our friends at Deeper Understanding have provided us with a 4-minute summation. Oh, and did we mentioned that Eminem is in it?
Yeah, apparently Slim Shady's people tried to get his scenes removed from the film, and tried to halt its distribution, but to no avail, and the original movie artwork went out with Eminem's face on it.
What's it about? We have no goddamn idea. But it also features cameos by Ja Rule, Mobb Deep, Pras, Rah Digga, and Vanilla Ice.