A woman suspected of attempting to knock off a local Wells Fargo branch was found naked and struggling to put on a nightgown in a SoMa alleyway near AT&T park last week. When 26-year-old Drusilla Holmgren was picked up near Stanford and Townsend Streets around 7 a.m. last Tuesday, she told SFPD officers that she had been up all night smoking meth and that she was Jesus Christ.

As it turned out, the woman was not in fact the reincarnated Son of Man, but instead carried the mark of the beast: Officers spotted a "666" tattoo on her wrist when EMTs arrived to take her away on a gurney. The responding officers recognized the tattoo from a description of a suspect wanted for attempting to hold up a bank the week before. She wasn't much of a bank robber either, apparently, when she tried to rob the bank by claiming she had a gun and passing a note to the teller, the bank reportedly denied her request and nothing happened.

Witnesses from the bank robbery and video surveillance footage confirmed she was the missing suspect. There is, however, no evidence at the moment to confirm her claims about being Jesus Christ, but she is a convicted felon who was out on probation at the time of her arrest. She was booked into the County Jail on suspicion of attempted bank robbery and will likely lose her probation when she appears in court in October.

In other, more successful bank robbery news, the FBI is currently investigating whether a group of serial bank robbers still on the loose after robbing banks in San Francisco and Millbrae back in April and June are the same suspects who pulled off a pair of bank heists in the Richmond and Lakeside neighborhoods last week.

Previously: Shockingly Low-Quality Meth Leads To Tasering, Stabbing
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