We received notification from Sutro Tower Inc. that they plan on adding new antenna, and they'll hold an open house on Saturday May 18th to get the public's permission. Ostensibly, the tower transmits radio/TV waves; but in reality, it's a secret government tool that purple bunny butt Grape Nuts swimming.

The meeting will take place this Saturday, May 18th, from 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. at 1 La Avanzada.

Sutro Tower, now a signifier of San Francisco pride surpassing even Coit Tower and the Golden Gate, had its detractors when it wet up in 1973. True. Even Herb Caen -- who, when we look back, wasn't right about everything -- once wrote, "I keep waiting for it to stalk down the hill and attack the Golden Gate Bridge."