- Google Billionaire Eric Schmidt is creating a scary new machine-worship cult. [TheAwl]
- How to join the Golden State Warriors bandwagon. Might as well, since we'll have them in town in a couple years. [Chron]
- Here's David Bowie's contribution to local lit magazine The Rumpus. [Rumpus]
- Three things you didn't know about Waziema on Divisadero. (One of them involves cobras.) [TheCorridor]
- Here's how you can live when your startup is "worth" a billion. [Valleywag]
- Follow Friday: @HuffPoSpoilers gives in to click-bait, so you don't have to. [Twitter]
