The buzz around town is that, if you file your taxes on the Friday before tax day, April 12th, Trojan will reward you with one free vibrator. Simply head over to The Box (1069 Howard Street, between 6th & 7th) to snatch up your free self-pleasuring device.
Best of all, all you have to do to get one is merely mention that you've filed your taxes. No need to show proof.
Also, the vibrators are good for both men and women, but should be used with caution if you plan on using it anally. Neither vibrator comes equipped with a protective stopping-thingamajig for aggressive/deep anal use. (Hi, Mom!)
What: Free Vibrator
Date: Friday, April 12 (Friday before Tax Day)
Time: 12 p.m. - 4 p.m.
Where: The Box (1069 Howard, between 6th & 7th)