For all those of you who were heartbroken about the annual Hunky Jesus Contest getting rained out yesterday in Dolores Park, fear not! As the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence announce today, there will be a Second Coming in April.
They're still nailing down details and a precise date, but we'll update you as soon as we hear. And S.F. can't possibly miss an opportunity to piss off Andrew Sullivan and the Catholic church in the annual way we like to do.
For now they're saying, "Hunky Jesuses, rejoice! And keep your loin cloths and thorny crowns at the ready your moment in the spotlight will happen soon!" And you can tide yourselves over with these pics from last year's festivities.