- Neighbors complained that Bacon Bacon's brick-and-mortar spot smelled too much like bacon. [SFEx]
- Oh, crap, you mean we can OD on marijuana now? [SFWeekly]
- Suburban sushi joint promises sexy schoolgirl waitresses. [InsideScoop]
- Silicon Valley Shuttle Rant: Two private buses block a Muni stop at 16th and Mission while people trying to board the 45 have to step out into the street. [TheTens]
- Meanwhile: is the Mission becoming a parking lot for commuters? [UptownAlmanac]
- S.F.'s homeless have some pretty sweet bikes. [Chron]
- A 4.6 magnitude earthquake struck north of Healdsburg last night at 2 a.m., probably just swirling the wine. [CBS5]
- Elsewhere in terrible parenting: Centralia, Washington mom lets her two-year-old take bong rips. [KTVU]
