Look, we get it. You're too complicated for television. Cable television, no less. You listen to Bjork b-sides and subscribe to The New Yorker. We hear you, lady. You probably vote progressive, too. But you should consider trying out for RuPaul's Drag Race.
Why? Because a) it's a brilliant show, a super fucking smart reality competition that combines parody, actual suspense, hilarity, and gorgeous attire; and b) some kid growing up in whatever small town you came from might be inspired by you and your on-air antics. You could very well help save a young tortured gay's life. After all, you got into performing drag to be seen, right? Don't answer that. We don't care why.
Local queen Honey Mahogany, if you recall, appeared on the current season. Alas, she was booted too early. Maybe you could survive longer next season? Maybe even win? Maybe. Just maybe.
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