If you haven't already heard, the kids are extra slutty these days. And yes, we're sex-positive and everything. But we'd like to point you to this fine new servicey Facebook page called UC Berkeley Hook-Ups, where students can post anonymously to seek out the missed connections from their last weekend of wanton frat-house-bathroom intercourse.
Thrillist points us to the page, which is as amazing as Craigslist Missed Connections only moreso, because it involves only (presumably) attractive twentysomethings and does not have horrifying, sad, or stalkerish posts mixed in. Also, half of the posts are just angry/funny rants to the gross and regrettable people these kids might not want to directly get in touch with, so that's fun too.
Example 1:
#23 To the guy I left in the showers at Fiji,I was a really dirty girl that night... Literally. You took me to the showers to wash off ;) Things were getting steamy but I had to go. Sorry I left you in the shower naked and alone. Next time, bubblebath?
Sincerely,
Shower girl.
Example 2:
#21 To the Norwegian chick i met at FIJI, doing blow off each other was great....especially when you did it off my dick with your mouth following by giving me the best head Ive had in past weekends. I think your name was Line.
Example 3:
#4 I got home from a wild night at the frats only to find my roommates having an orgy in my room. The man I brought home with me got an insta boner and we decided to join in on all the fun. yolo took on a whole new meaning.
