Noted YouTube/KRON4 newsman Stanley Roberts tirelessly chronicles the endless bad behavior of Bay Area residents. While some (bikers mostly) might be quick to dismiss Roberts as a curmudgeon and a stickler for the rules, we will now take a moment to look at how life in the Bay Area would be that much nicer, if only more people would be on their best behavior:

Sutro Sam wouldn't have left town:


Seagulls would leave us the fuck alone in Fisherman's Wharf:


The Sacramento River Delta would look less like a maritime graveyard:


The Bay Bridge toll plaza wouldn't be such a clusterfuck:


BART trains would be slightly cleaner:


BART escalators would be infinitely less annoying:


No one would be asleep on Haight Street:


Pedestrians would actually be able to walk through the Lower Haight without fear of bicyclists:


Bicyclists could ride down Market Street without fear of car traffic:


And the #1 thing that would be a lot nicer if everyone would just behave? Stanley's mood:

Previously: All Stanley Roberts coverage on SFist