This post is sponsored by Sprint.

Whether you like it or not, we are approaching a year that looks like something out of the synopsis for . 2013 is going to be defined by living with a smartphone, and it's just a fact of life. We do more now with tiny pocket computers than we did in 2003 with $1,500 desktop machines, and we're already inseparable.

You've got to download songs, stream videos and music, upload photos, pinpoint your location at 3am after three too many. Why is this a problem? Data costs money. You use a lot of data. Spending lots of money on lots of data puts you in the poor house very quickly.

The lucky ones get the benefit of more luxurious data plans, but you know what? Even charmed people have a busy month here and there. If you need to watch something while you’re waiting for your latte, you’re going to do it and no one’s going to stop you. While you’re waiting for your latte every morning? Please. Videos of dogs singing Jingle Bells don’t go viral by themselves.

But hey, you're in luck! Someone is coming to your rescue. Someone to help with your addiction, someone to help ease the stress as the month winds down and you try desperately to stop watching David's Pizza Commercial.

He's Data Coach, and he's here to get your life in order. Stop whining! Need to check the weather? Go outside, nature is for standing in! Need to share a photo? No one cares about you!

Just kidding. Data Coach is earnest enough, but he should probably go back to emceeing nightclubs full time. It turns out Sprint has some truly unlimited data plans to help out your life.

Don't worry about actually changing! The internet is way more fun than staring at the back of people’s heads, and that’s just another fact of life. Truly unlimited data plans are finally here and Sprint has them!

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