- Shorty Goldstein's, a new Jewish Deli coming soon to the FiDi, is the next addition to the lox-starved San Francisco. [Tablehopper]
- Staying in town this weekend? Here are the five best concerts this week. [AllShookDown]
- Why is there no such thing as orange pie? [Gawker]
- Abdulrahman Zeitoun, the main character of Dave Eggers' Zeitoun has been indicted by a grand jury in Louisiana for attempting first-degree murder and putting a hit out on his wife. [Garchik]
- Dim bulb accused of trying to knock victim's lights out. [SFEx]
- While everyone else was looking at boobs, Mayor Lee was lighting up the city's snowflakes. [BCN/Appeal]
- Seal flu, a mutation of bird flu, is infecting pinnipeds on the East Coast and could destroy the human race (maybe). [KTVU]
