Jessy Ellenberger of Oakland, California has concocted the perfect platter for your gory All Hallow's Eve party. See, it's a Human Torso Appetizer plate (aka the "ManWich"), and it sounds as delicious (screw you, San Francisco and France, cream cheese is the world's finest cheese) as it does revolting.
As Laughing Squid notes, "She uses puff pastry to create the majority of the organs, white bean dip and hummus for the lungs, pâté for the liver (how apropos), smoked salmon for the skin, cream cheese for the (cheeseball) stomach, a dark red beet for the heart, a salami for the colon, and then tops it off with a tiny pickle for the gallbladder."
Mmm, cream cheese stomach. Oh god, do we love cream cheese. You can put it in everything, really. You should put it in everything, really. Anyway, follow these easy instructions from Instructables and you'll be digesting a digestive tract in no time.
