Well, well, hell's bell. Who would have thought that both the San Francisco Giants and the Oakland A's would make it to the postseason, much less today's Game 5 (happening in Cincinnati and Oakland, respectively). So, please, if you will, wear the same underwear, shirt, skirt, and socks you wore the last couple of days. (You really should be wearing a skirt.)
Game 5 for the Giants starts at 10:00 a.m. You can either follow the game online on your preferred social media platform or head over to Toronado in the Haight or at Public House at AT&T Park. And the A's take on the Tigers at 6:30 p.m. Stumble into any East Bay bar to catch the game.
We'll be sure to update you on both outcomes, of course, so that you can figure out if tonight's a happy-drunk or a sad-drunk night.
In other news, Lincecum won't be available for Game 5.
Update: Several bars in the Lower Haight are open early this morning and airing the Giants game. For those who don't have to go to work today...