Meet Trisha Paytas. She describes herself as "a mix between Woody Allen and your local hooker," by which we think she means she fancies herself an intellectual, or maybe just a nebbishy hypochondriac, but we digress. She has never voted in an election before, despite having been of voting age in 2008 she says that she "didn't really have any strong feelings toward either party/candidatial [sic] selection." But this year she is SUPER motivated to vote and get out the vote from other young people. Why? Because Mitt Romney's hot. Obvi.
Anyway, she lives in Hollywood. Her number one reason being the hotness, and she says it's time to elect a hot president because "we haven't had a hot president since Kennedy, and we all know how that ended." Then around the 2:00 mark she gets a text she has to check, and immediately loses her train of thought goes totally catatonic for a few seconds, and yeah.
The other reasons she's all for Mitt? Well, "Mitt rhymes with tit" and she has two of those. Also, her cat is named Mitt. Seriously ladies and gentlemen. We're pretty sure she's not even kidding. And she didn't watch the debates but she learned about them via Twitter... Big Bird and all that. Seriously ladies and gentlemen. We're pretty sure she's not even kidding.