See, this is something we would do if (God save us all) we held a job as a uniformed police officer. Early this morning, A UC Berkeley cop shot himself in the leg while getting ready for work in the police department's locker room.

"He was holstering his weapon and shot himself in the leg," Police Capt. Margo Bennett tells the Oakland Tribune. "It appears it's a straightforward injury and everything is going to be fine."

Feel free to add your own wild conspiracy theory in the comments.