Yes, it's warm outside. Yes, you should have planned on taking the day off. No, you cannot use our pool. But where, then, to go on this uncharacteristically warm day, you ask? Well, we have seven choice ideas for spending a warm afternoon or evening out on the town. Think linen shorts and espadrilles, camisoles and bralessness, extra deodorant under those ripe pits and grass between your stank toes.

It's San Francisco's official summertime (maybe one entire week of it!), so get ready for fun in the all-too-brief sun.