Today we have an amusing little slideshow for you to cleanse that internet palate with this afternoon. It's a Tumblr thingy, actually, called Academic Tim Gunn. They take images of the great Project Runway coach and critiquer and using a meme-generator, create quotes for him as if he were coaching a PhD candidate through the late stages of their dissertation and defense. This should especially tickle those of you out there who have been writing your dissertation for most of the last decade. Just remember: Scholars don't wear jeggings.