It's almost 4 o'clock the Friday before Labor Day Weekend. So... why are you still at the office? Presumably, most of you are working 9 to 5, right? And with such doldrums comes relief that can only be found into the warm arms of SFist (thanks for reading!) and stolen office supplies. But, really, should already be out getting a jump start on your weekend now, yes?

Please explain yourself. If you need an excuse, please tell your boss we said it was okay to leave early. If your boss won't relent, you are clearly working for a power-hungry tyrant who wants you to be miserable. Tell them we said that, too.