Sometimes a long-winded setup only ruins a perfect block of text. Here now, from the San Francisco Chronicle, is what could be one of the greatest newspaper corrections. Ever.

Beyond Castro church's drag-queen fuss, Aug. 16, Bay Area, C1

C.W. Nevius' column about Most Holy Redeemer banning drag queen performers incorrectly stated that entertainer Peaches Christ appeared at an event at the church's hall with a dildo shaped like a crucifix. He did not appear at the event, nor does he use the prop.

For his part, Peaches Christ, a noted filmmaker and artist in his own right, later explained to the Chronicle columnist that he would "never perform with something as tired as a crucifix dildo."

Brilliant.

Previously: Castro Catholic Church Bans Drag Queens Once and For All
Catholic Archdiocese Trying to Downplay Drag Ban at Castro