The fine folks at Ice Tubes bring to our attention a found gem. And we love us some found gems. This one, a Spanish message scribbled on a napkin, was found in SOMA. According to Ice Tubes, it roughly translates into, "My love you are a drunk with no shame. I want you to give me an apology for the way you are."
Which is to say: please stop going into, and then translating into Spanish, our inbox, whomever you are.
[H/T: Brad of the very wonderful Meow Mix]