[UPDATE: Show sold out. Alas.] What with Outside Lands a few of days away, so starts the surprise shows of its many glittery aural stars. First up, indie crooner and e-meter reader Beck. You like Beck, right? Is he even still a thing? Devil's Haircut? Call Me Maybe? Sparkle? We have no idea. We're far too busy listening to the Sondheim channel to care about these hip and hop gangstas you kids love so much. (SFist associate editor and noted jazz critic Andrew Dalton assures us that, indeed, "Beck is still a thing.") Anyway, he's coming to Bimbo's on Saturday Thursday.

Tween Twitter sensation Jack White contributed to Beck's latest effort, so you might get to hear the duo perform onstage together. Delightful.

Tickets go on sale noon today for the (18+!) show, with a limit of two tickets per order. Tickets must be picked up day of show at will call with photo ID and are non-transferable with no ins and outs. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. and showtime is 9:00 p.m. Did we mention it's 18+? Brace yourselves.

Tickets can be purchased through Ticketmaster. Good luck.