The Facebook post, as you might have guessed, was not an official statement from the team. Rather, Deadspin reports that the terse status update appears to be the work of some mischievous hackers who managed to hack Facebook accounts of MLB teams across the country.
In New York, the Yankees "announced" Derek Jeter would be out for the rest of the season recovering from sexual reassignment surgery. The Chicago Cubs apparently had a "fuck you" message for Bill Murray and down in San Diego the fake Padres were discouraging the handicapped from visiting PetCo park. We're guessing these hackers are Rockies fans?