Today, August 1st, marks America's first-annual Appreciation Day for Chick-Fil-A, when failed presidential hopefuls Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee join together with other marriage equality-fearing Americans to celebrate the chicken chain's anti-gay rhetoric and unwavering opposition to same-sex marriage. As supporters come out in droves to uphold traditional values by exchanging their hard-earned dollars for chicken nuggets and waffle fries, they've created lengthy lines at drive-thrus across the country. Naturally, the revolution is taking place on Twitter:

One woman was so excited to show her support this morning that she tweeted plans to eat at every Chick-Fil-A in town:

Ms. Smith wasn't alone in her excitement, apparently. Here's editor and CNN contributor Erick Erickson instagramming a quarter-mile line, presumably in Atlanta:

Rick Santorum also chimed in, retweeting support from Willis, Texas and Birmingham, Alabama before enjoying his own lunch along with his pals from Citizens United:

In Baton Rouge, they can hardly keep up with demand:

And "God Bless" all those traffic jams:

Meanwhile, a few other twitter users went with a more directly biblical angle, anointing the holy chicken chain and giving some interesting new takes on intelligent design:

Finally, even national treasure Steve Martin joined in with trademark sarcasm, proving it is still possible to find love over a couple of those blessed chicken sandwiches: