THEATER: Tides Theatre presents the West Coast premiere of 5 Lesbians Eating A Quiche, an outrageous comedy about repressed desire, food politics and warm-blooded, cold war survival, featuring the "Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein"celebrating their annual quiche breakfast when a nuclear attack forces them down into an isolated bomb shelter, circa 1956. (8 and 10 p.m., Phoenix Theatre, 414 Mason #601)
VIDEO: The Grandfather Club presents Story Vault, a one-night only, video installation show featuring seven pieces inspired by ancestor stories and woven together by local artists. Proceeds will directly support the production of two local documentaries, Fiji Time, directed by Alexandra Lacey, and Reunion, directed by Elizabeth Cabrera. (6 to 11 p.m., Wix Lounge, 2601 Mission Street, 3rd floor)
RELEASE PARTY: Whore magazine celebrates the release of its third issue, Bang, Bang!, which includes an article about women and guns, spanking, and the ins and outs of Storyville in New Orleans, featuring readings by Vanessa L. Pinto: also known as the amazing Fleur De Lis, Ginger Murray Joyful Raven, and more, along with live performances by Glory Knickerbocker, Miss Scarlett Black, and Belle Phénomène.