So, it's going to be hot this weekend. Yup. Temperatures in San Francisco are expected to reach a blistering 70-75 degrees. Perfect weather in which to not have fun while laying about in Dolores Park. Meanwhile, in Sacramento, heat is anticipated to reach the 105-degree mark on Saturday "and then deliver a milder form of triple-digit torture on Sunday."

Can you even imagine heat like that? We cannot. In fact, We can barely picture life on the other side of the Bay Bridge much less experiences way on the 5. Anyway, we hope you stay cool, folks.