- If you hadn't noticed, startups are already bored with the peninsula and are once again flocking to San Francisco thanks to efforts like Twitter's tax break. Also, Aaron Peskin weighs in with “I’m always amazed by human beings’ ability to conveniently repress recent history.” [Curbed] [FinancialPost]
- There will soon be pizza vending machines in America, which sounds great, but won't someone think of all the late night slice joints being put out of business? [InsideScoop]
- Neighborhood-centric standup comedy coming to Lower Haight's rarely open Peacock Lounge. Meanwhile, locally sourced comedy pops up tonight at the Roxie, with "hella free PBR". [Haighteration] [Uptown Almanac]
- Heading out to watch some golf at the U.S. Open at the Olympic Club? Don't bring your cellphone. [CBS5]
- Ween yourself off of expensive artisan ice cream by making this beer ice cream all by yourself. Then name your new ice cream company something really clever. [TheAwl]
- Today's suburban mystery: a chunk of ice crashed through a roof in Fremont. It does not appear to have fallen from an airplane, meaning this was either due to global warming or "megacryometeors" are just something science hasn't figured out yet. Weird. [KTVU]
- An apparent suicide in San Leandro's Bay Fair station delayed BART for a couple hours late last night. [BCN]
